Over the weekend saw a couple of films…infact added 2 movies again to my collection…(that reminds me…I need to enter my collection here)….added ‘’Memento’’ and ‘’Jamon Jamon’’ this weekend.
Have not yet watched Memento…but it seems to be a good movie…..watched Jamon Jamon…..it’s a spanish film and its outrageously hilarious…..now u must be wondering as to why am I watching so many spanish movies…..well…no I ain’t moving to Spain….just that I like that language and sometime…I want to learn to speak it……
Jamon Jamon
It’s the story of a woman whose mother is a prostitute (because her husband leaves her)….is in love with the son of her employer…..infact she is carrying his child….but the son’s mom doesn’t want a prostitute as her relative….so she takes the help of an aspiring bullfighter (who fights bulls in the nude)…she goes to meet this guy to put forth her proposal……unfortunately she finds him too irresistible…..so she sleeps with him….immediately after she finishes her act…she realises she is in love with him…..she buys hima mobike……infact bcos she promises to buy hima mobike…he sleeps with her……he starts his assignment…and goes and meets the dame…..and keeps meeting her…..and like a hindi movie…falls in love with her…..now initially our heroine doesn’t reciprocate…since she thinks she is in love with her man…..however slowly she realises that all her man wants is sex…and when he doesn’t get it….he goes to get it from his lover’s mom (who is a prostitute…so she doesn’t feel anything to sleep with our guy for money).and so she starts drifting towards our bullfighter…..finally she succumbs and sleeps with our man……the bullfighter……well……that’s not the end…..coincidentally her bf witnesses the amorous meeting between his girl and the bullfighter…and goes and tells his mom abt it…….but obvious mom feels J abt it……and so she goes to meet bullfighter…..there she witnesses the act between bullfighter and son’s girl……however here is the twist…..she doesn’t realise that son is following her and he too reaches there….and he wants to go inside and kill bullfighter….but mom drags him away sayin that she will take care of it…..
Well…..she goes and meets girl and tells her to marry her son…however our girl is tired of waiting for son…..so she refuses and tells mom that she no longer loves her son……so mom ina fit of revenge tells her that she has paid bullfighter to sleep with our girl…and that bullfighter loves mom…..she goes and meets bullfighter and tells her that he shdnt meet the girl….however bullfighter says that he wid meet…..so mom declares her love to him………and then promises him a mercedes and takes him to bed…..while they are in bed…..son comes to fight bullfighter and sees mom…….trying to put on her clothes……a fight ensues…..and bullfighter (who is actually a ham seller) picks up one of the pig’s thighs and batters son…..and both batter each other while mom is dressing up…….in the meantime…..our heroine rushes to meet her bf’s father asking for his help……and believe it or not……bf’s father nurses secret desires for our woman……so he starts making his advances…..towards her…….
Finally its such a funny movie…with everyone sleeping with just abt everyone……bf sleeps with gf who sleeps with villain…..who sleeps with bf’s mom…..who doesn’t like her hubby…who wanst to sleep with gf….its so hilarious……..Its tragic in the end….but its tragically hilarious…