Murphy's laws on Business

· If anything can go wrong, it will, and. .

1. It will go wrong at the worst possible time
2. Anything you plan will cost more and take longer
3. To fix anything requires a tool that you don’t have

· Nothing is as easy as it looks.
· Everything takes longer than you think
· If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

· If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
· If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
· It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
· Every solution breeds new problems.
· Complex problems have simple, easy-to understand wrong answers.
· All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.
· A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
· After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before
· Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget
· All's well that ends